The Tirnano - Book 1 - FINN (Volume 1)

Two teenagers, separated by 800 years, are thrust into a war between ancient gods, will they unearth their destiny? ~~~~~~~ Dr. Jeanne McLennan, seconded from a comfortable, quiet desk job in Scotland yard to the secretive world of a government agency, set up to investigate alien appearances. Following the horrific Holborn Circus incident of 2008 which shocked the world, Jeanne finds herself and Paul her twelve year old son, embroiled in an impossible task. Failure could mean the end of mankind. ~~~~~~~ Paul squealed, bucking under her. Just as they hit dirt, the writhing kid somehow managed to turn. Arms and legs flailing, fists flying, he probably didn’t mean to smash her right between the eyes like he did. Probably, he was merely trying to stave her off. Unfortunately for Winn, the blow came out of nowhere, catching her by surprise. Combined with the raging, rampant, uncontrollable tongues of violet flame leaping inside her chest, licking at heart, core, centre, brain, the crack was like a thunderclap. One moment she felt the insane wrath, the pulsing pain in her skull; the next Paul’s fist cracked against her forehead. ~~~~~~~ THE TIRNANO - BOOK 1 - FINN Book 1 - FINN - Follows the build up by the separate forces for a confrontation with the armies of the Dark Gods. Book 2 - Q'REEM - The tale of a group of castaways, marooned in a strange land and how they survive through the years, joining with Jeanne in the battle with the gods. Book 3 - THE PURPLE QUEEN - The protagonists are united in the continuing conflict between The Gods of Light and Dark. ~~~~~~~

Born in Brentwood in Essex, way back in Nineteen Hundred and Frozen to Death. The only son of an English Father and an East African born German Mother. Father of 5, Step-father to 2, Grandfather to 12. Retired, and Living in Bexhill-on-sea in the 1066 county of East Sussex on the South coast of England. I joined the British Army as a boy-entrant in 1961, serving in a number of countries around the world, picking up some strange habits along the way, including ‘people watching’ which has become an invaluable aid in character creation. Over the years I have developed a deep interest in the pantheon of Egyptian Gods and their followers. In 2005 and 2009 I visited Luxor in Egypt. I was most intrigued by the wall paintings in the tombs in the valley of Kings, which depicted the buried dignity, and his interactions with the Ancient Gods. – The Gods were painted to be much larger than the general populous which led me to consider that they were not of this earth, that they were visitors from the stars, -- Aliens, -- Giants, -- The Watchers.

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Kid's Vacation Diary: A Fun Diary and Vacation Book for

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Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger!

Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures. El Ninjo is planning to blow the prize up real soon, so make sure to buy right now! The low introductory prize of $2.99 will soon be raised to $3.99!

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Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: FART BOOK:

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New and Enhanced Version Part 1" right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook format.

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Deer Stalker's Bedside Book, The

A book for every deer hunter to dip into--full of fascinating stories, facts, and information about everything to do with deer and deer hunting. Covering a wide variety of subjects from equipment and techniques to recipes and classic hunting tales, this is the perfect book for every deer-hunting enthusiast.

"The illustrations are by Keith Sykes and they are so good I just wish there had been more of them... A must to be read by stalker and non-stalker... While this book may have been written with the stalker in mind, it goes much further and will appeal to the general naturalist. You could have left out the word "Stalker's" in the title and it would have been better still. From antlers to "A Macnab" and venison to myths, this is a must for your bookshelf." Ray Collier, Highland News Group

Charles Smith-Jones, a journalist and acclaimed author, has always been been fascinated by deer and has been an active stalker and deer manager for almost 35 years. He currently lectures on game and wildlife management and is a Trustee Director of the British Deer Society.

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Being a Christian: a Study Book for Children

An exciting Bible Study book, teaching children and teens, how to become a Christian and can be used to witness to their friends. This book is also available in Spanish.

This is the best book I have seen for youngsters on explaining Christianity, simple yet profound. At our church thirteen children commited themselves to Christ after studying "Being A Christian." Seven children in our church became commited Christians after reading you book "Being A Christian." We printed 2,000 Romanian copies of "Being a Christian." They were sold out within a week, despite the high price the local Romanians had to pay. -- From the Publisher

David Walters has authored eight books. He travels through the U.S. and abroad, preaching at churches, camps, crusades and conferences. His area of ministry is to children, youth, parents, nursery workers, youth and children's pastors, and senior pastors. He has spoken at many national conferences along with many well-known charismatic and evangelical speakers. Rev Walters has also written in Christian magazines such as Charisma, Ministries Today, and Homeschool Digest.

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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful.
Being a Christian: a Study Book for Children
By A Customer
This book is very helpful to explain to children just what a christian is. The chapters are short and easy to explain. The questions at the end of each chapter summaries the content very nicely.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful.
Balanced, Basic and Biblical
By clara's opinion
"Being a Christian" by David Walters is a well thought out workbook style edition for kids. It is kid friendly with a high gloss cover, large varying, pink/purple/black print and cute cartoon illustrations.

The explanation of the Christian life directs the reader to think and understand without corny Christianese. It includes scripture verses ( some with explanatory paraphrases), stories to help teach and a "quiz" at the end of each "chapter". It is not a lengthy workbook but it packs in powerful Biblical facts. It even provides a good representation of the Holy Spirit's role in the Christian life.
One thing to note, it is clear this book is written for kids. It speaks about the child's need to choose to believe God for salvation and not rely on parents or family church going as his/her identity as a Christian. This is an exciting challenge which kids need to hear so that as they enter teen years and adulthood they have a personal faith in a personal Savior.
Also, please note contrary to the one low review there is no judgmental "black&white" teaching other than the obvious; there's only one way to heaven. If that is upsetting to someone then its doubtful that person has experienced the grace of God herself.
Don't hesitate to purchase this book if you're looking for a simple, clear way to reach a kid with the gospel.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful.
Being a Christian: A study book for children
By Vickey V. Ellis
This is a great and wonderful book to help with your younger student classes at sunday school. The children enjoy the lessons and they remember why we are called a christian.

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